I Come From A Family Of Musicians.

Most Of My Jokes Are Racist - Usually About The Irish.

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.

Have You Heard About The Irishman Who Reversed Into A Car Boot Sale And Sold The Engine?

This Is Frank Carson, News At Ten, Sober.

Frank Once Slipped Something Into The Pocket Of A Luggage Handler At The Airport And Said: "have A Drink On Me." The Luggage Handler Later Found Out It Was A Tea Bag.