I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?