I Do Not Live In The World

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

Do What You Must, But Do It Well, Above All Enjoy Yourself!