I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.