I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt

If The Money's Right, I'll Do A Film.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.