I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least

I Always Fancied Myself More Of An Actor Than A Comedian Before I Realized That Only Assholes Make That Kind Of Distinction.

I Am A Man Who Used To Wear The Tights. We Traveled The Country Doing Two Shakespeare Plays For Bored College Students For About A Year. I Think I'd Probably Still Be Doing It Now If I Hadn't Just Randomly Decided To Go To A Sketch Group Audition. That Led To Doing Improv, Which Led To The Daily Show. But It Was Fun While It Lasted.

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

I Like Playing Really Super-intense, Live-in-the-moment Characters. It Asks Me To Not Phone It In. It's Impossible To Phone It In. Every American Boy Has Spent His Childhood Pretending To Get Shot.

I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least Competitive Person You'll Meet Ever, To A Fault.