I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least

If People See Me In Some Sort Of Niche, Then That's Fine. As Long As It's Not "the Naked Guy." I Don't Care.

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.

I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My Office For A Year Because I Thought That I Would Be Jinxing Myself And Have To Take Them Down The Next Day.

My Mother Was Very, Very Protestant. I Grew Up Presbyterian, And I Went To Church Every Sunday Until I Was 18. I Was Forced To.

The First Year Or So On The Daily Show Is Pretty Intense In Terms Of Travel. You're Going To The Worst Places In The Country, Talking To The Craziest People In The World.