I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.