I Found A Way For Her To

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking