I Had A Dream That Connie Chung

I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

I Always Came Away Thinking "i'd Like To See Her More," You Know? And Then When [parental Guidance] Was Ready To Be Cast, We Thought - Bette [midler]. So We Called Her.

Those Are All Real Things That I Experienced, Not With [my Daughters] Growing Up But With The, You Know - I'm Trying Not To Step Into Something And Get A Call, "dad Why'd You Say That?"! But We'd Go To Games [where Score Wasn't Kept], And I'd Get It, But I Wouldn't Get It, Because I Think There's A Real Value In Winners And Losers, In Not Everybody Getting A Trophy - It Makes You Work Hard, You Appreciate What It Takes, To Say, "why Didn't We Win?" You Shouldn't Be Condemned For Losing.

I Love Doing It [hosting The Oscars] Because I Love The Danger Of It And You Have To Come Through And Think On Your Feet. That's Why That Show, No Matter Who Hosts It, It Really Should Be A Fast-thinking Comedian Who Is Really Quick On Their Feet That Can Handle Situations That Happen, Or Somebody With That Kind Of Mentality That Can Capitalize On Something.

You Give Up Your Dream, You Give Up.