I Had A Job As A Paralegal.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Need To Be On Drugs To Connect With Nature.

I Have No Sense Of Well-being. There's No Chance The Well Will Run Dry.

Anything That's For Free, People Will Take. They Don't Discriminate.