I Had Never Done A Roast, But

Video Games Don't Make People Go Nuts. I Played Super Mario Forever. Not Once Hopping On A Turtle Or Smash My Head Through A Brick Ceiling.

When I Have A Really Hot Date At A Show, I Definitely Make It A Point To Use Her Name. The Girls Really Love That.

When People Refer To 'back In The Day,' It Was A Wednesday. Just A Little Fun Fact For You.

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.

I Don't Hate Anyone. I Simply Block Them Out Using Hellish Visions In A Blind White Rage. But If I See Them Out I'm Pleasant.