I Had Never Done A Roast, But

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

Start Each Day Out The Holy Way..with Christ Chex, It's A Miracle In A Bowl. Just Open The Box And You Hear Ahhhhh....and Then A Lil' Angel Flies Out And Says 'good Morning, Life Is Beautiful!'.

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.