You Need To Open Up Your Soul

Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain But Their Mouth Has The Runs.

That Myspace Is The Story Of The Year. Everyone But My Mother Is On It.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

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Anger Has A Way Of Seeping Into Every Other Emotion And Planting Itself In There.