I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.