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There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.