I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.