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An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.