I Have Paid As Much As $300

My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep The Room With A Glance.

. . . But Mostly, Given Another Shot At Life, I Would Seize Every Minute - Look At It And Really See It - Live It - And Never Give It Back.

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

Thanks To My Mother, Not A Single Cardboard Box Has Found Its Way Back Into Society. We Receive Gifts In Boxes From Stores That Went Out Of Business Twenty Years Ago.