I Have Paid As Much As $300

Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You, Who Has More, Or Who's Doing What.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

I Never Go To A College Reunion That I Don't Come Away Feeling Sorry For All Those Paunchy, Balding Jocks Trying To Hang Onto Youth. I Feel Sorry For The Men, Too.

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?