I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

The Hardest Diet I Was Ever On Was The One When I Was Fat. You Can Only Wear Fat Clothes, You Don't Feel Good, Your Sex Life Gets Damaged, You Don't Have Energy For Anything. It's Horrible.

Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

What Also Helps Our Show Is That We Never Take Ourselves Seriously.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'