I Like Going Into Nature And That's

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.

I Don't Talk About My Hair Anymore Because I've Matured. I Matured And Realized It Doesn't Matter What You Look Like. It's What Kind Of Hair You Have Inside That Counts.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.