I Like My Women To Be Feminine,

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.