I Like My Women To Be Feminine,

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.