I Like My Women To Be Feminine,

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.