I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.

I Think One Artist To Another Artist, The Best Compliment You Can Pay One Another, Because The Part Of You That Is Inspired Or Creates Something, To Write A Joke Or A Song, That's Like The God-like Part Of A Person.

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.

I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.

Whether It Means Having A Show, Or A Movie, Or Just Being On A Stage, I Need An Avenue To Say What I Have To Say.