I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I Want To Work For Myself, And I Do Work For Myself. I Make Plenty Of Money Working For Myself.

Maybe It's Weird, But I Don't Feel In Any Way, Shape Or Form That I'm Taking Over His Show.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.

What We Used To Settle With Common Sense Or A Fist, We Settle With Hand Sanitizer And Lawyers.