I’m Never Without A Bandage.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Had The Baby. He Was There For The Birth. It Would've Been Nice If He Was There For The Conception.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?