Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero. I Love Him.

There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.