Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.