I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

I've Always Suffered From A Complete Inability To Sense Who's Important.