I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

All The Nations Of The Earth Must Learn To Live Together In Peace. Why Be Prejudiced Against Anyone Because Of Their Race, Nationality, Or Creed? When There's So Many Real Reasons To Hate Others.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "i'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face." I Said, "you'll Be Sorry." He Said, "oh, Yeah? Why?" I Said, "well, How Are You Going To Get Into The Corners?"