I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About

Despite My Best Efforts, I'm Not Quite Perfect. Let's Just Say I'm Like One Of Those Hopi Blankets Where They Leave A Tiny Flaw So As To Not Affront The Lord.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.

I Never Sleep On The Plane. I Have To Be Awake And Using My Mind Power To Keep It In The Air

No Matter How Happy Anyone Is With Their Choices, I Believe It's Human Nature To Wonder About The Path Not Taken.

I've Always Been Able To Cook Italian Food. That's In My Blood Because I'm Half Sicilian.