I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About

I've Determined The Ideal Job For Me Is One Where I Can Write Clever Essays About My Life And My Employer Will Give Me Enough Money Not Only To Live A Comfortable Existence, But Also To Buy Many, Many New Pairs Of Shoes.

The Best Thing About Being 45 Is Not Taking Myself So Seriously.

I Tried, It Was Hard, I Quit, The End. Story Of My Life.

I've Always Been Able To Cook Italian Food. That's In My Blood Because I'm Half Sicilian.

I'm Such A Fangirl When It Comes To Other Writers. I Read 250 Books A Year, And I'm Always Talking Up Books By Other Authors.