I'm Not Sure How Aware Of The

I'm Not Sure How Aware Of The Rest Of The World I Am. I Live A Rather Sheltered Existence

The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't Like Them Living Next Door.

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

I Live In A Kind Of Gay Bubble. I Live In A Gay House, I Drive A Gay Car. I Eat Gay Food

The Bullying Was Hideous And Relentless, And We Turned It Round By Making Ourselves Celebrities.