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I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.

I Don't Ban Bloggers From My Shows. I Have A Separate Line: Vip Seating For Bloggers.

I Want A Room That I Can Definitely Pack Out. I Don't Want To Sweat That Part, "am I Gonna Have Enough People?" So I Usually Pick Like A Hundred, A Relatively Small Room. Also, I'm Looser In A Small Room. I Don't Want To Record An Album In Front Of A Thousand People, Not That I Could Draw A Thousand, But I Just Want A Room That I Can Really Work Back To Front. That's Just A Very Comfortable Place For Me To Be Loose.

People Don't Understand That That's Really What It Is. They're Looking For A Magic Phone Number Or Something. And To A Certain Extent, I Understand That, Because Comedy Is Treated So Much As A Stepping Stone By A Lot Of People.

I Love Chicken. I Would Eat Chicken Fingers On Thanksgiving If It Were Socially Acceptable.