I Think That If Anyone Bothered To

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

The Less [government] The Better.

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

The First Monopoly Game I Played With My Brothers, I Hated Losing So Much, I Just Had To Beat Them.