I Think That If Anyone Bothered To

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

Libertarians Are Essentially What The Republicans Were 30 Years Ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd All Fit More Under The Libertarian Label Than The Modern Day Republican Label.

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.