I Think They Named The Orange Before

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

I Wish I Lived Next To Carnegie Hall. Then, If Someone Asked Me How To Get To My House, I Would Just Say 'practice, Practice, Practice, And Then Take A Left.'

Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without Even Checking The Weather First.

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No See-saws, Only Catapults.