I Told My Wife She Looks Sexy

I Got A Job At An Amusement Park. I Like To Make The Rides More Terrifying By Throwing A Couple Of Screws Onto The Seats.

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

My Ex-girlfriend Was Very Sexy. She Reminded Me Of The Sphinx Because She Was Very Mysterious And Eternal And Solid...and Her Nose Was Shot Off By French Soldiers.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".