I Touched An Oscar Once. Friend Of

I Am Realizing How Old I Am 'cause I Am Meeting So Many People That Were Born In The 80s, Which Is Crazy To Me That I Was Going Through Puberty And [they Weren't] Even Alive.

The First Year Or So On The Daily Show Is Pretty Intense In Terms Of Travel. You're Going To The Worst Places In The Country, Talking To The Craziest People In The World.

My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

I Have To Stay True To Myself.