I Try To Make All Of My

I Always Enjoyed Movies And In Hindsight I Realise How Captivating They Were To Me.

I'm A Fake Intellectual.

You Know, You're A Great Barbecuetionist.

I Worry That I Can Come Off Smarmy. I Wonder If I Was Listening To Myself If I'd Want To Kick My Own Ass.

Okay, Using The Dreaded Middle Name Is Not The Best Way To Forge A Bond.