I Used To Drink Wine. This Girl

I'm An Ice Sculptor. Last Night I Made A Cube.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

If I'm Out To Dinner With A Group Of Friends, And Somebody Offers To Pay For The Check, I Immediately Reach For My Wallet. Inside Is A Note That Says, "say Thanks!"

Xm Radio Doesn't Have Commercials, So After About Thirty Minutes Of Listening To It, I'm Like, "what Should I Buy?"