I Used To Drink Wine. This Girl

I Have A Roommate, And I Signed A Year Lease. I Screwed Up! That's Like I Wrote A Joke That Didn't Work, But Now I Have To Tell It For A Year.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.

I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts But Don't Believe In Themselves.

Pepperidge Farm Bread. That's Fancy Bread. You Can Tell It's Fancy Because It's Wrapped Twice. You Open It, And It Still Isn't Open. That's Why I Don't Buy It. I Don't Need Another Step Between Me And Toast.