I've Always Had A Special Place In

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

At My Lemonade Stand I Used To Give The First Glass Away Free And Charge Five Dollars For The Second Glass. The Refill Contained The Antidote.