I Want To Be Buried In A

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.