Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.