I Was Always Taught To Respect My

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.