I Was Always Taught To Respect My

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.

Life's But A Day At Most.

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.