I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.