I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.