I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.