I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.