If Any One Of My Players Isn’t

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

Bill Eventually Became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, And Produced Such A Dazzling Team At White Hart Lane That They Won The Double And Played The Game In A Way That Was An Object Lesson To Everybody.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.