If I Ever Get Back To Georgia,

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.