If There's No Sun, I Go Batshit

Until You Have Kids, You Can't Imagine How Much You Could Possibly Love A Human Being.

People Who Don't Like Me Talk About It As Though I'm Trash Because I Have Tattoos. I Find That Insane Because It's 2008, Not The 1950s. Tattoos Aren't Limited To Sailors. It's A Form Of Art I Find Beautiful. I Love It.

I'm Just Really Confident Sexually, And I Think That Sort Of Oozes Out Of My Pores. It's Just There. It's Something I Don't Have To Turn On.

Every Time I Leave The House Or We Go Anywhere, There Is A Paranoia. We Always Have To Watch For Specific Cars And Specific Signs That We're Being Photographed.

I'm Horrible To Live With. I Don't Clean. My Clothes End Up Wherever I Take Them Off. I Forget To Flush The Toilet.