If Variety Is The Spice Of Life,

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

When Turkeys Mate They Think Of Swans.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.