If Variety Is The Spice Of Life,

Some Sad News From Australia... The Inventor Of The Boomerang Grenade Died Today.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead. And, Unlike Communism, Democracy Does Not Mean Having Just One Ineffective Political Party; It Means Having Two Ineffective Political Parties.

An Oxymoron? What's That? A Moron Who Studies At Oxford?

I Think It's Almost Immoral To Keep On With A Marriage That's Really Bad. It Just Gets More And More Rotten And Vindictive And Everybody Gets More And More Hurt. There's Not Enough Honesty About Marriage, I Think. I Wish More People Would Face The Truth About Their Marital Situations.