If You Had A Friend Who Was

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.

I Wish I Could Play Little League Now. I'd Be Way Better Than Before.

I Don't Have Any Children, But If I Had A Baby, I Would Have To Name It, So I Would Get A Baby-naming Book. Or I Would Invite Somebody Over Who Had A Cast On.

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.

Wearing A Turtleneck Is Like Being Strangled By A Really Weak Guy, All Day. Wearing A Backpack And A Turtleneck Is Like A Weak Midget Trying To Bring You Down.