If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested,

Actually, My Wine Was Served At The White House Twice. Reagan Must Have Been Asleep When He Ordered It.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.