If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested,

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!