If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe,

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

The Heart Is A Temple Wherein All Truth Resides.

If It's A Good Script I'll Do It. And If It's A Bad Script, And They Pay Me Enough, I'll Do It.