I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.