In Every Spoof I Make Real Love

Rhetoric Does Not Get You Anywhere, Because Hitler And Mussolini Are Just As Good At Rhetoric. But If You Can Bring These People Down With Comedy, They Stand No Chance.

I Don't Believe In This Business Of Being Behind, Better To Be In Front.

You're Always A Little Disappointing In Person Because You Can't Be The Edited Essence Of Yourself.

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.

My Brothers Went To Work At 12 And Put Themselves Through School And Brought The Family Out Of Ruin Into Food And Clothing.