It Is A Little Ironic That One

Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

You Know What's The Greatest Part Of Anything Ever In The History Of Everything? Exaggeration. No, Wait; It's Correcting Yourself. No, Better Yet, It's Making Lists.

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'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.