Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.