Life Is A Game Played On Us

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.