Marry Me And I'll Never Look At

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.